Mandatory Drug Tests for All Presidential Candidates
Have you ever met someone who was a superstar of humanity and told them; “we ought to make you President.” Indeed, I have and one person that I recently made that statement to, retorted; “well you would have to be on drugs to run for President.” Then we got into a lengthy debate and discussion on this topic, indeed, it seems someone would have to be on drugs to want to be President.
So then, well, we ought to give mandatory drug tests to anyone running for President and if they pass and they are not taking drugs we then need to get them psychiatric help for their mental conditions, because they must be crazy or have completely lost their marbles. Besides, how come we test nearly all government workers for drugs that are in important positions, but we do not test the politicians who make the laws governing how the government will run?
If someone running for President is a sociopath, schizophrenic, of low IQ or just plain nuts, we obviously cannot allow them all this media coverage, which will further spread their insanity. That makes sense right? Okay, then if they are not crazy and they still want run for President, then we need mandatory drug tests, because if we are going to test athletes for drugs then we need to test others in important positions too.
Of course, I know you agree with this mandatory drug testing humor, but how can we administer it, as politicians move around so much while running for President? Well, we make the microphone a breath-a-lizer that can test for an assortment of illegal drugs and alcohol too. Think on this.
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